Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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