her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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