Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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