I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Enjoy the penises
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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