that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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