Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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