the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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