Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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