Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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