Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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