SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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