he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Randomize
