how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
