Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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