Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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