Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Found your dick twin last night
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I think people are normalizing furries
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