Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
