"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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