is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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