so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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