Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
this just has baby written all over it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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