Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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