I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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