woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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