Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Just high enough for therapy.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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