O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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