You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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