why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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