this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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