She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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