trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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