i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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