Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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