Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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