didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
my nose is crying tears of wow.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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