Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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