I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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