She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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