I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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