I must be too annoying 4 u.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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