More tranny stories later!
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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