I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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