we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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