Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
True college students do jello shots in the library
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