I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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