My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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