butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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