Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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