you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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