we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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