We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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