yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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