Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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