It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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