Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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